Sonic.exe:
My names sonic and I AM GOD,
I'm sorry you newbie if you find this odd,
Sorry mucho but you can't take this,
Because all your shots are always gonna miss
Slenderman:
Oh really I'm weak?
I'll take you on any day of the week,
Sorry hedgehog but your fate is bleak,
You think your so swag but you hardly know,
That your mommy left you behind in the snow,
No one knows what you are,
Really your no more famous then my car,
Let's play a game in which I star,
Let's see what and who you really are,
I'm slender and my hight, it's pretty far
Sonic:
Your really challenging GOD himself?
I'm gonna kill you and leave your dead body on a shelf,
You play my game and my friends be humbled and tamed,
So Slenderman you think your cool,
Well I know your just a overrated fool,
It's my game and your just a tool!
Slenderman:
Patty cake Patty cake run as fast as you can,
But you can't escape me I'm the Slenderman!
I can do stuff like teleport,
You vision will slowly distort,
I'll murder you and leave your body at the port,
Sonic.exe:
Oh really? You think you can beat me?
I'm a black hedgehog of death who just wants to be free,
Killing and butchering with no remorse,
I'm gonna strike and knock you off your course!
Slenderman:
I'm the tall man, a killer, a crook,
Unlike you I decided to play by the book,
Slowly making everyone insane,
Letting all of my victims suffer and fell my pain,
You think I'm new? Man I've been around forever,
You'll go down like a trap door at the pull of a lever,
I like how you think your a god,
your just a nimrod,
More annoying than Rod and Todd,
I'm so sorry Sonic but it looks like you've lost,
All your cookies are gonna be tossed,
Because let's face it, I'm colder than Jack Frost
Jeff the killer:
(Sets off bomb and knocks both Slender and Sonic.exe back)
How cute some suckers trying to live up to my fame,
This'll be fun your in my own sick game,
My name is Jeff,
I'll bring you your death,
I'm a killer,
Sonic's just a filler,
Slenderman thinks he plays by the book?
He cheats! he has powers! Come on guys let's take a look,
If Slenderman had no powers what would he be?
He'd be a strange man who's thinner than a tree,
And Sonic, you think your god?
News flash man your just a fraud!
Me however I play be the book,
I only fight with weapons and my heart stopping look!
I've May of been deleted off Creepypasta but I'm still going strong,
Wow really?! Your both so wrong,
I'm at your door DING DONG
eew gross! Is Slendy wearing a thong?!
Knock knock who's there?
It's me, choking you both with a pear,
I'm more intimidating then a grizzly bear,
You skills are worse then a belt a man wears,
Sonic your a game and you can't touch me,
But I'll pick you up, throw you in the toilet then pee,
Do da dumb dumb dumb da dee,
I was moved to spinpasta,
But Sonic.exe was moved to trollpasta,
While that dumb faceless man stays on Creepypasta!
Why you ask? That's what I was thinking,
Slender stalks children's and starts tinkling,
Really you to think you are cool?!
Well I'll step on you like a bar stool,
I'm a teacher and your in my school,
You'll be confused and seeing smoke,
You two?! Ha! That's a funny joke,
I'm not black quite the opposite folk,
With my knife I'll give you a "little poke",
My skin is white as snow,
But my heart is more blackened and bruised than you even know,
These two "competitors" beating me?
Your both weaker than a puddle of pee,
Slander your no match for me your just a twig,
Sonic your so gay you should wear a girl's wig,
Slender your overrated,
Sonic your constipated,
And terribly overrated,
Over all your both deflated,
Guess what sonic? I'm faster than you,
Your a bit slower than a pile of poo,
You think your cool man let me tell you,
How I'm so cool but your both just a fool,
Me on the other hand am full of swag,
Slender your just an old hag,
Let's play a game I like to call tag,
The tagger's finger is replaced with a knife,
So I'd win with strife,
But of course only ONE can use my knife,
So let's play it my way
I'm it
Cause I'm the fruit and your just the pit,
Sonic your so weak I could stuff you in a bag,
Hi I'm Slenderman 'nag nag nag!'
And once I'm done with you both your games will be full of lag,
sorry guys but I've got this match won,
Sonic and Slender your fame is done,
Your gonna get killed by this little creep,
Yes I'm aware this is a bit deep,
But your gonna have to trust me and take a leap,
So help, be useful, and GO TO SLEEP